Tuesday, December 7, 2010


Mash Werks - Mobil Army of Sustainable Housing



While we are on the subject of related holokai links,

we are proud to have figured out the most effective way we can ad value to various disaster relief housing efforts around the globe.


http://www.shelterkraftwerks.com/SKW-Container-Designs/mashhousing


One of the components of ShelterKraft Works and ShelterCraft Designs is to build an on site response team to provide a housing triage center at any disaster relief location in the world.

The idea here is to be able to set up a mobile ISBU fabrication facility anywhere in the world to aid in the reconstruction of an affected area where the housing stock has been decimated.


With the Red Cross and various other disaster relief agencies, the initial crises can be met. Food, medical supplies and tents are usually air lifted to affected areas. Once the initial needs have been met and the area begins to stabilize and recover, port facilities and other infrastructure are repaired for the next wave of relief, coming in the form of shipped goods and materials.


SKW will arrive on the docks with their Mash Boxes full of tools. A local work force will be gathered and trained to turn arriving cargo containers into temporary dormitories, medical facilities and food centers. From there permenant housing and support structures will be built. The efforts of this new 'cottage industry' can remain viable long after the area has been helped to normalcy.


By concentrating efforts on the site of the disaster, funding and effort is maximized by invested parties.

The efforts of Mash Housing can be beautifully dove tailed with many of the current relief agencies to maximize their own efforts on the ground where it is needed most.


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Big news for holokai.org fans!
you can also get here by typing rustybarnacle.com and the newly acquired, holokai.com. At some point these will be separate sites with holokai.com linking you to long distance pelagic charters/voyages, holokai.org linking you to our efforts of oceanographic preservation and the metamorphosis reef restoration project. Our beloved filter feeding crustacean, Rusty the Barancle ( or Rostig der Barancle) will return on his own site chronicling his continued adventures.


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Skyline Snake Balls


Skyline Snake Balls

Dirk and I have a healthy respect for snakes. Trancas Canyon rattlers gave us our introduction. Then we moved to the burbs of Mobile and dad wanted us to learn golf at the Skyline Country Club. We soon realized that it was much more fun to whack balls than chasing after them. But in chasing after them, though the dense southern woods, we discovered a treasure trove of miss-shot balls. We developed a business plan. We would harvest the lost balls, clean them up and sell them back to the golfers. Our business thrived and soon the woods were cleared out. That left the ponds. We knew the water and we knew rattlers so we thought that water moccasins wouldn't be that much different. The ponds were brimming with lost balls and we couldn't understand why our competitors didn't tap in to that resource...


So one day we're leaving the house to go work. As we're headed out the back door mom stops us to ask us why we're taking one of her kitchen chairs. Before I can elbow Dirk to let me handle it, he blurts out "It's so the snakes don't bite us!"

We had developed a strategy to deal with the water moccasins. They lived in the banks of the ponds. I had constructed a raft made out of pallets and chunks of styrofoam we found at the dump. We would drag the raft out of it's hiding place in the woods to the pond of the day. I would pole out into the pond with long sticks of bamboo. From there I would whack the bushes and tall grass all around the pond. If a snake jumped out I would stand on the chair, precariously perched on the raft as they swam past (or sometimes over) the raft. I'm not entirely sure where they went but after waking them up they left us alone until we were done.


The other kids thought we were crazy but we harvested more balls than anyone else and we never got bit.

Friday, October 15, 2010


I boxed up Desire and set her safely on the back lot in Kona. Now I've returned to Seattle sailing in a whole new direction with the eminent rollout of
















Sunday, August 29, 2010

MoDaUP



Ladonia is a micronation that has existed since it succeeded from Sweden in 1996. See:

http://www.ladonia.net/docs/history.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladonia_(micronation)

I became aware of them in 2002 and was granted citizenship. I applied for and was denied a position as an Admiral in their Coast Guard (even though I had my own boat). To prove my worth, as a free agent, I claimed Blake Island for them as the 'Ladonian Isle of Blake' (after getting the approval of the Tilicum Indians). The Ladonians were ecstatic and granted me the title of Royal Ladonian Naval Admiral of Nautical Discovery (and land acquisition).

For the last 8 years I have been claiming small islands around the globe for Ladonia, sometimes no more significant than a rock or coral sticking out of a lagoon. Recently the position of Minister of Danger and Unexpected Phenomenon became available and I applied for the position. After a month long review process of candidates and credentials , the Royal Ministry of Ladonia awarded the position to me just yesterday.

Long live Ladonia!
~Admiral Schwarz, Minister of Danger and Unexpected Phenomena


Monday, July 19, 2010




This is Desire's current Nav. Station which is soon to be redone with her new brain and AIS/Navigation system, SSB radio and Radar.

A note about the Emergency Stop Button and God's remote =>

ESB: Working much like Dorothy's Ruby Red Slippers, Desire's Emergency Stop Button, when activated in the event of a crisis, will propel me through time and space so that I wake up safe and sound in my bed in Seattle as if the current situation is all a dream.

GR: When I first got to Hawaii and was sailing back and forth I needed to hitchhike around whatever island I was exploring. As I stood by the highway in Kauai one day with my thumb extended I made myself a promise that when I had a car I would pick up anyone extending their thumb alongside the road who wasn't covered in cow manure or cat piss.

A year or so later when I was working on the Big Island and I picked up a dude in South Kona who looked like Jesus. As he rummaged around in his knapsack for some local agricultural product he wished to share with me, he set a white TV remote on my dash. Later when he was getting out of my work van I noticed the remote on the dash. As I was handing it to him he said, "No, you keep it, I swiped it off of my dad's coffee table and don't need it."

So I ended up with God's remote control! I've never needed to use it yet but if I do, watch out! I would never use it for evil purposes, but I can go forward and reverse, change channels or pause time/space/reality! Until God wants it back of course...

Saturday, July 17, 2010



~Open letter to all Ladonian Citizens~

As a loyal subject to Ladonia since 2002 (Citizen nr: 2002-6925) and as acting for Ladonia in the capacity of Royal Ladonian Navy Admiral of Nautical Discovery (and land acquisition), claiming lands for Ladonia (Ladonian Isle of Blake, Ladonian Isle of Gilligan, New Ladonian Floating Pumice Isle in Tonga and less significant rocks sticking out of the water around the globe), using the help of my friends and the good ship 'Desire' (for real, not photoshopped). I appeal to you for granting me the position of ~ Minister of Danger and Unexpected Phenomenon ~.

I am currently in Hawaii preparing 'Desire' for her most challenging and epic voyage to date, namely her safe return to her home port of Seattle in the Salish Seas of the American North West. I plan to claim the Cobb Seamount 100 miles of off the North West Coast with a special floating Ladonian Flag Bouy I have deployed before on an emerging underwater volcano here in Hawaii.

As the head of the Ministry of Danger and Unexpected Phenomenon you will find no one more committed to Ladonian danger awareness and preparedness of the unexpected.

Yours most humbly,
Admrl. Schwarz, Royal Ladonian Navy (and Coast Guard)


Sunday, July 11, 2010



Someone asked me when my first ocean passage was. I remember sailing around Lake Ponchetrain (by New Orleans) before the age of eight, but I don't think that counts as a passage. I told them that it was when I was about 11 on West Wind with my dad and his friend Wolfgang from Marina Del Re to Catalina. It was really an awesome trip with just us guys on the ocean and suddenly being aware that one could actually live on a boat instead of just sail around for an afternoon!

I few days later I realized that I had made a much more significant ocean passage earlier than that, from Germany to New Orleans on a Lykes Line freighter when I was three. The only thing I really remember was when we had to do a life boat drill. We put on big orange life vests and went out and stood around one of the life boats. I couldn't understand why we didn't just get in the life boat and launch it. At the very least I wanted to jump into the ocean and see how my snazzy orange life vest worked...

I found these old pictures of the Lykes line ship that we did our crossing on, including a cabin shot and a shot of the deck amenities. I love the travel brochure caption, 'Travel in Informal Comfort'. A style of travel I embrace to this day!

But technically that may not be my first ocean passage either. My parents can neither confirm or deny that I may have been conceived on (or near) a boat in the North Sea. On their honeymoon they went sailing along the Danish coast and I was born exactly nine months later...


Saturday, July 10, 2010

It's a whirlwind of activity on Desire getting her off this
rock and ready for her big hop back to the continent.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Feb to June 2010


I'm back in Seattle after a great trip on 'Jungle' from San Diego to the Caribbean. Now I have my sights set on bringing 'Desire' from Hawaii back to the Salish Seas.
Lots of hard work to get it together to get her back but I'm up for the challenge. Stay tuned.


See the whole scoop on the 'Jungle' trip at:
~~(cut and paste into your browser)~~
http://tinyurl.com/ycel88q


Thursday, February 4, 2010



I just finished doing my taxes and I was seriously perplexed by one of the e-questions: 'Did the taxpayer have any foreign income in 2009?'

How can I even begin to explain, or even quantify, my 'foreign income received in 2009'? Best estimate (see pic): 3-pompamose, 6-mangos, 5-bananas, 8-chily peppers, 6-lemons/limes, 1-green bunch of something flavorful, 1-bent baguette. Payment received for sailing 3,000 open ocean miles and several hours teaching conversational English to a group of Marquesans.


For details see: