Friday, July 8, 2011


I made it to Kona and moved Desire from the storage yard to the work yard the next morning. I spent most of the day washing and cleaning the spiders, dirt and oxidation off of her. (No bees this time!) Afterwards it took me a while to figure out why I was feeling so spent. The VOG around here from the volcano is really heavy right now and my throat and sinuses are raw. I need the clean air of the open sea!


Thursday, June 9, 2011

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


Mash Werks - Mobil Army of Sustainable Housing



While we are on the subject of related holokai links,

we are proud to have figured out the most effective way we can ad value to various disaster relief housing efforts around the globe.


http://www.shelterkraftwerks.com/SKW-Container-Designs/mashhousing


One of the components of ShelterKraft Works and ShelterCraft Designs is to build an on site response team to provide a housing triage center at any disaster relief location in the world.

The idea here is to be able to set up a mobile ISBU fabrication facility anywhere in the world to aid in the reconstruction of an affected area where the housing stock has been decimated.


With the Red Cross and various other disaster relief agencies, the initial crises can be met. Food, medical supplies and tents are usually air lifted to affected areas. Once the initial needs have been met and the area begins to stabilize and recover, port facilities and other infrastructure are repaired for the next wave of relief, coming in the form of shipped goods and materials.


SKW will arrive on the docks with their Mash Boxes full of tools. A local work force will be gathered and trained to turn arriving cargo containers into temporary dormitories, medical facilities and food centers. From there permenant housing and support structures will be built. The efforts of this new 'cottage industry' can remain viable long after the area has been helped to normalcy.


By concentrating efforts on the site of the disaster, funding and effort is maximized by invested parties.

The efforts of Mash Housing can be beautifully dove tailed with many of the current relief agencies to maximize their own efforts on the ground where it is needed most.


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Big news for holokai.org fans!
you can also get here by typing rustybarnacle.com and the newly acquired, holokai.com. At some point these will be separate sites with holokai.com linking you to long distance pelagic charters/voyages, holokai.org linking you to our efforts of oceanographic preservation and the metamorphosis reef restoration project. Our beloved filter feeding crustacean, Rusty the Barancle ( or Rostig der Barancle) will return on his own site chronicling his continued adventures.


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Skyline Snake Balls


Skyline Snake Balls

Dirk and I have a healthy respect for snakes. Trancas Canyon rattlers gave us our introduction. Then we moved to the burbs of Mobile and dad wanted us to learn golf at the Skyline Country Club. We soon realized that it was much more fun to whack balls than chasing after them. But in chasing after them, though the dense southern woods, we discovered a treasure trove of miss-shot balls. We developed a business plan. We would harvest the lost balls, clean them up and sell them back to the golfers. Our business thrived and soon the woods were cleared out. That left the ponds. We knew the water and we knew rattlers so we thought that water moccasins wouldn't be that much different. The ponds were brimming with lost balls and we couldn't understand why our competitors didn't tap in to that resource...


So one day we're leaving the house to go work. As we're headed out the back door mom stops us to ask us why we're taking one of her kitchen chairs. Before I can elbow Dirk to let me handle it, he blurts out "It's so the snakes don't bite us!"

We had developed a strategy to deal with the water moccasins. They lived in the banks of the ponds. I had constructed a raft made out of pallets and chunks of styrofoam we found at the dump. We would drag the raft out of it's hiding place in the woods to the pond of the day. I would pole out into the pond with long sticks of bamboo. From there I would whack the bushes and tall grass all around the pond. If a snake jumped out I would stand on the chair, precariously perched on the raft as they swam past (or sometimes over) the raft. I'm not entirely sure where they went but after waking them up they left us alone until we were done.


The other kids thought we were crazy but we harvested more balls than anyone else and we never got bit.

Friday, October 15, 2010


I boxed up Desire and set her safely on the back lot in Kona. Now I've returned to Seattle sailing in a whole new direction with the eminent rollout of
















Sunday, August 29, 2010

MoDaUP



Ladonia is a micronation that has existed since it succeeded from Sweden in 1996. See:

http://www.ladonia.net/docs/history.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladonia_(micronation)

I became aware of them in 2002 and was granted citizenship. I applied for and was denied a position as an Admiral in their Coast Guard (even though I had my own boat). To prove my worth, as a free agent, I claimed Blake Island for them as the 'Ladonian Isle of Blake' (after getting the approval of the Tilicum Indians). The Ladonians were ecstatic and granted me the title of Royal Ladonian Naval Admiral of Nautical Discovery (and land acquisition).

For the last 8 years I have been claiming small islands around the globe for Ladonia, sometimes no more significant than a rock or coral sticking out of a lagoon. Recently the position of Minister of Danger and Unexpected Phenomenon became available and I applied for the position. After a month long review process of candidates and credentials , the Royal Ministry of Ladonia awarded the position to me just yesterday.

Long live Ladonia!
~Admiral Schwarz, Minister of Danger and Unexpected Phenomena